Wadatacce
- 1. Netflix & Chill salon aure
- 2. Matsin matar aure
- 3. Karatun hankali mara dacewa
- 4. Barawon kuki
- 5. Don Allah a ce bai da aure!
- 6. Ciki cikakke
- 7. Yessss ya bari
- 8. Pizza mai zato
- 9. A lokacin
- 10. Cakulan cakulan
- 11. Kodar sayarwa
- 12. Kalmomin karshe
- 13. Sihirin matar
- 14. Tafiya mai ban sha'awa
- 15. Bambancin ra'ayi
- 16. Murnar aure
- 17. Ta sani
Mafarkanmu na “ni’imar aure” yawanci bai dace da gaskiyar ba. Maimakon haka, ana samun walwala a cikin wasu mawuyacin yanayi, wanda alama ce mai kyau. Idan ma'aurata za su iya yin dariya a wasu lokutan mahaukaci da bacin rai da aure ke kawowa, tabbas suna da aure mai kishi.
Anan ne tweets da muka fi so waɗanda ke ɗaukar matsayi da ƙima na rayuwar aure
1. Netflix & Chill salon aure
Rodney Lacroix
"Netflix kuma oh mai girma matata ta riga ta yi barci"Danna don Tweet
2. Matsin matar aure
Sophia Benoit
"Yana ɗaukar gaba ɗaya idon ido don yin abin da mafi madaidaitan mata ke yi shi kaɗai a cikin kowane alaƙar da suka taɓa shiga"Danna don Tweet
3. Karatun hankali mara dacewa
Domin Romano
"Mafi kyawun sashi game da aure shine samun matsala don shiga bandaki lokacin da matar ku ke tunanin zuwa banɗaki"
Danna don Tweet
4. Barawon kuki
Jawbreaker
“Miji: Ina yarinyar’ yar leken asiri? Ni: An yi mana fashi. Miji: Kuka kawai suka dauka? Ni: To wannan da farantin kwalbar da Mahaifiyarka ta saya mana don biki. Abin mamaki? "Danna don Tweet
5. Don Allah a ce bai da aure!
Andy da H.
“Aboki: Yaranmu ba sa tare da kakanninsu don haka zan fitar da matata a daren yau. Ni: oh wow, kamar tare da mai kisan kai ko za ku yi da kanku? Aboki: um, son cin abincin dare. Me: Sanyi, sanyi. ”Danna don Tweet
6. Ciki cikakke
Rodney Lacroix
“Matar: Ina son mu gama da juna. Ni: Abin sha? Matar: Me? A'a. Zan faɗi jimloli HEY INA NA. Me: Margarita? ”
Danna don Tweet
7. Yessss ya bari
Mama Sarcastic
“Miji: Bari mu yi wani abu daban da nishaɗi! Ni: *ta bar shi da yara masu ihu yayin da nake zuwa siyayya *”Danna don Tweet
8. Pizza mai zato
Eric
"{Matar aure daga aiki} bari mu yi" ku yi pizza da dare {aika mata da sako daga kujera} yaushe pizza za a yi? "Danna don Tweet
9. A lokacin
Stephanie Ortiz
Danna don Tweet
10. Cakulan cakulan
Uwargida Lauya
"Ni: Ina buƙatar samun tsari. Hubs: 'Wane dandano? Chocolate ko vanilla? Ni: Siffa, ba girgiza ba. Hubs: So..Me: Chocolate ”
Danna don Tweet
11. Kodar sayarwa
Stephanie Ortiz
"Ina son wannan abin kyakykyawar aure da muke yi inda muka yanke shawarar zama masu alhakin kashe kuɗaɗe ta hanyar bita da kuɗaɗen kuɗaɗen mu kuma a ƙarshe muhawara game da wanene daga cikin mu yakamata mu sayar da koda"Danna don Tweet
12. Kalmomin karshe
Josh
“Uwargida: me yasa akwai kwano a cikin kwano? Maganar ɗana ta ƙarshe: saboda ba ku aikata su ba ”Danna don Tweet
13. Sihirin matar
James Breakwell
Danna don Tweet
14. Tafiya mai ban sha'awa
Elle A. Rose
“Mijina ya rikitar da tafiya ta‘ sexy ’tare da tsokar tsoka. Dole ne in zama tsofaffi ko jarumi na a cikin makamai masu haske yana buƙatar goge wannan ɗakin. (Zan tafi da na karshen) ”
Danna don Tweet
15. Bambancin ra'ayi
Bayanin Boyd
"Ma'aurata suna da adadin da za su iya kashewa ba tare da tattaunawa da juna ba. Mine yana kusa da $ 50. Matata ta kusan $ 643.27. A zahiri) ”
Danna don Tweet
16. Murnar aure
Elisabeth
"Ee, aure lokaci ne mai kyau idan kuna jin daɗin tunanin zama tare da jami'in sakin ku"
Danna don Tweet
17. Ta sani
James Breakwell
“Ni: Ow, na ja tsoka a baya na. Matar: Yaya? Ni: Motsa jiki mai ƙarfi. Fita daga kan gado ”Danna don Tweet